Man Glitter (Sawdust Gag Gift / Stocking Stuffer)

Lumber Luster 3000 because real men don't sparkle, they shimmer with sawdust! Say goodbye to glitter and hello to the rugged charm of wood shavings with our latest creation: Sawdust, the ultimate man glitter.

Picture this: You, in your flannel shirt, rugged jeans, and a twinkle in your eye, surrounded by the unmistakable aura of woodworking prowess. Move over, glitter bombs – our Sawdust is the secret ingredient to make any project shine brighter than a disco ball.

Crafted by the wood fairies in our top-secret lumber mill, this finely ground man glitter is guaranteed to add a touch of rustic magic to your DIY endeavors. Whether you're building a birdhouse, fixing that wobbly chair, or just pretending to be a bearded lumberjack, our Sawdust is the accessory you never knew you needed.

But wait, there's more! Our Sawdust is infused with the essence of cedar, pine, and oak – the unmistakable scents of manliness. Just a sprinkle of this magical dust and you'll instantly feel more rugged, more outdoorsy, and 100% more likely to impress the neighbors with your woodworking prowess.

Don't settle for ordinary glitter – be extraordinary with Sawdust, the man glitter that separates the real craftsmen from the glitterati. Remember, real men don't just build, they dazzle with Sawdust.  Included is a fancy wood hanger to proudly display in the man cave or workshop to remind you that Sawdust in Man Glitter!

What you get:

Sealed bag of sawdust
Laser-engraved Medallion